Wealth Cartoons

Heaven- A Gated Community

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Fendi Bag Lady

"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."

"What does she do with her life? She's at every party I go to."

"My client pleads great wealth."

"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."

"I try to do my part."

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

"I am sick of being looked at like one of your Brazilian bank loans!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."

"Don't be silly—mathematically, there will always be a middle class."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

"Don't you love being upscale?"