"Bye bye, sweetie. Daddy and I will pick you up when you're eighteen."
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"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."
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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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"I sell space."
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"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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"The most important thing is to believe in yourself."
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Comes the Revolution Fairy Tales
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"I'm a job creator - I never claimed to be a fair wage-and-benefits creator."
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"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."
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"The exhaustive analysis of our nation's predicament has arrived."
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"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"
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Born In Captivity.
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"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."
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"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."
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"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."
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"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"
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"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."
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"Just Harry's little joke."
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"He's made way too much money for one day."
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"Dear old Havemeyer—he died in the saddle."
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"Fenton, bring me my pipe, my bowl, and my Nat King Cole records."
"Just once I'd like to sit down there on the floor, right behind the mosh pit."
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"Always 'billionaire playboy.' Never 'billionaire genius.'"
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