Wealthy People Cartoons

"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"My client pleads great wealth."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"I am sick of being looked at like one of your Brazilian bank loans!"

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Don't you love being upscale?"

“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

Westport Grunge

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Look after Foster, will you, Kendall? He's the new kid on the block."

"Intransigent enough for you, sir?"

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

"Why do they keep making these?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."