"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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Old Psychics' Home
"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."
"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
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"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."
CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."
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"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."
"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."
"Is it always so cloudy?"
"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"We can't even agree on how cold it is."
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"Well, we needed the rain."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."
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Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
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"Temperatures are expected to rise throughout the day, sir. May we remove our frock coats?"
"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."
"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"
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