Weather Cartoons

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

Old Psychics' Home

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"Extreme Leaf Blowing"

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Small-Talk Limbo

"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."

"Well, we needed the rain."

September Song.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Sorry. Full."

"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

"Temperatures are expected to rise throughout the day, sir. May we remove our frock coats?"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"