"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
Tags:internet, online, website, websites, online retailer, online retailers, retailer, retailers, auction, auctions, site, sites, web, shopping, shopper, shoppers, addict, addictions, addictions, addictive, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, intervention, interventions, psychiatric, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, collectable, collectables
Maybe Saddam doesn't have an email address.
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
Tags:startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloween
"I'm sorry, Paige, but grades are based on the quality of the writing, not on your Klout score."
Tags:followers, social media, following, popularity, internet, web, world wide web, websites, website, score, scores, grade, grades, percentage, percentages, teacher, teachers, teaching, school, schools, writer, writers, writing, essay, essays, report, reports, assignment, assignments, homework, classwork, online, internet personality, internet persona, social media addiction, friends, online friends, online social influence
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Spider's Web Trampoline
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"...And what if another 14 year old with a camera-phone gets more viewers tomorrow night, too?"
Tags:television network, television networks, camera phone, camera phones, tv network, tv networks, social network, social networks, social networking, television rating, television ratings, tv rating, tv ratings, internet, website, websites, web, vlogger, vloggers, vlogging, influencer, influencers, teen influencer, teen influencers
"I'm cutting articles out of the newspaper while we still can."
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, cutting, clipping, clippings, cuttings, print media, print, print culture, digital, digitized, digitised, online, internet, web
"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
Tags:parents, parenting, parenthood, parental, parents, coffee shop, coffee, coffeeshop, coffeeshops, laptop, laptops, web, internet, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, millennial, millennials, kids these days, tech, gadget, gadgets, technological, family
"I publish unfettered on the web."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, men, man, drinks, drinking, publishers, publish, publishing, internet, web, online, self-publish, self-publishing, brag, bragging, flex, flexing, pride, proud, independent, colleague, colleagues, censorship, editing, editor, editors, freedom, braggart, braggarts
Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'
Tags:aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, arrivals, departures, internet, computer, online, web, website, leisure, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, technology, tech, websites, sign, signs, annoying, tedious, unnecessary, screen, screens
"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."
Tags:fishbowl, fishbowls, life in a fishbowl, privacy, private, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, fish tank, fish tanks, social media, social medias, social network, social networks, online life, internet, internets, www, web, world wide web, big data, modern life, modern world, digital life, digital world, digital tradeoff, online marketing, online advertising, online advertisement, digital age, online privacy, targeted ads, targeted advertising, digital ads, digital advertisements, marketing, market, marketer, website design, website designers, data science, data scientist, data collection, data privacy, data security
"What say we form a chat room on the web?"
"It's lovely. Did you do it yourself?"
Before Facebook: Tonight I'm having pork chops
Tags:ridiculous, absurd, obnoxious, annoying, strange, abnormal, social media, oversharing, overshare, overshared, pointless, disinterested, uninterested, announcement, announcements, status update, status, updates, pictures, post, scroll past, websites, website, app, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, internet, web, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, technology
A spiders web crossword
"Should we agree on a safe word?"
"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
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"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"
"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."
Tags:internet, net, web, startup, startups, start up, start ups, tech startup, tech startups, tech company, tech companies, new tech, social media, online shopping, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wealth, wealth inequality, economic inequality, structural inequality, structural inequalities, modern life, millennial, millennials
Evolution of the Troll.
"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."
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"When I was young, we didn't have the internet to tell us what to be afraid of. We had to use our imaginations and the Russians."