Bachelor Cake
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weddings, wedding, wedding cake, wedding cakes, tiered cake, tiered cakes, single, single person, single people, bachelor, bachelors, content, contentedness, lonely, loneliness, forever alone, antisocial, unsociable, unmarried, wedding cake topper, wedding cake toppers, wedding cake figurine, wedding cake figurines"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, marries, married, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, advice, advisers, relationship, relationships, self-help, deborah tannen, tannen, i do, professor, professors, book, books, communicate, communicating, communication, self help, judging, judges, help, helpingDentimony.
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dentist, dentists, dentistry, nag, nags, nagging, brush, brushes, brushing, dental health, floss, flosses, flossing, checkup, checkups, dental hygiene, matrimony, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, new dentist, new dentists, medical professional, regular checkups"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, objections, objecting, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, technology, modern life, problem, problemsA car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranksPrenuptial Wedding Cake
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, prenup, prenups, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, prenuptial agreements, agreement, agreements, arrangement, arrangements, wedding, weddings, wedding cake, wedding cakes, bride, brides, groom, grooms"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thin"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."
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marriage, just married, wedding, weddings, lazy, tin can, tin cans, wedding decor, wedding decoration, wedding decorations, wedding car, can on a string, car, cars, automobile, automobile, vehicle, vehicles, bumper, bumpers, wedding anniversary, anniversary, anniversaries, celebration, prolonged celebration, lazy, laziness, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, nag, nagging"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
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vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, second marriage, re-marriage, meeting, meetings, agenda, agendas, minutes, record, records, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, multiple marriages, minister, ministers, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, modern life"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
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dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships, fiance, engage, engaged, engagement, wedding, marriage, married, marry, wed, bride, bridal, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, wedding day, bad decision, bad decisions, timing is right, bad timing, mismatch, bad match, incompatible, desperate, girl talk, women, lonely"You're really starting to bug me."
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marriage, marriages, married life, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, just married, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, bother, bothered, upset, annoy, annoyed, bug, angry, first argument, wedding reception, wedding receptionsA Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt
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wedding, weddings, wedding party, wedding parties, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, carrion, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, husband, husbands, groom, grooms, bride, brides, bridal party, bridal parties, hen night, hen nights, hen do, hen dos, bachelorette party, bachelorette parties"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, wedding, weddings, married lifeA sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
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bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride-to-be, having doubts, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, groom-to-be, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, nerves, nervous, pre-wedding jitters, man of your dreams, mr. right, soulmate, soulmates, romance, love, wedding day jitters, newspaper, newspapers, news, media, journalism, change, changes, constancy, dependable