Wedding Cartoons

Bachelor Cake

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."

"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."

Dentimony.

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"You're really starting to bug me."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

Bride with a lasso.

Same Sex Wedding

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"