Wedding Ceremonies Cartoons

Dentimony.

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

"Bride or groom?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

"I've been to all his weddings."

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"