"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."
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"At our wedding ceremony, you made certain false statements."
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