Wedding Vow Cartoons

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"Mrs. Halper, do you really want me to grant you this divorce? Mr. Halper informs me that passages from 'The Velveteen Rabbit' were read at your wedding ceremony."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"

"At our wedding ceremony, you made certain false statements."

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Eye dew."

"Let me remind you you're both under oath."

"Let me remind you you're both under oath."

"And you, Howard? Are you fully committed to taking this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

"...until death do you a favor."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Do you promise to hate the same people?"