"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."
"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."
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"I only get high off high fashion."
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"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."
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"My parents decriminalized sugar."
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Thrice Baked Potatoes
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
"I don't know, Henry. After all, 'Time,''Life,''Newsweek,' and the 'Post' don't seem to think pot's bad."
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"Manna's good for the munchies."
"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."
"Declared Victory Garden"
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"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."
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Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"Have you ever tried putting grass in a brownie?"
"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"You're totally paranoid - no one is swarming the border."
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
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"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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God bless our grow house.
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"Did you bring the weed?"
Cake Shop. Cannabis Shop. Chocolate Shop.
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"Shoulda brought the weed."
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