Weigh Cartoons

Weigh Cartoons

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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

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"Your contents have shifted."

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"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"

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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."

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"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."

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"It's mostly sweater weight."

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"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

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"I really shouldn't have any dessert. My trainer told me never to eat out of boredom."

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Guess your weight-related illness.

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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