"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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"The knees are the first to go."
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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"You've been eating again."
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Two per cent."
"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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Guess your weight-related illness.
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"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."
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"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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"It's mostly penny weight."
"Call the Ford agency—another supermodel just blew away."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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