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Weight Cartoons
Weight cartoon 1 of 85
"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, weight, weigh, overweight, weight gain, gaining weight, let yourself go, letting yourself goWeight cartoon 2 of 85
"The knees are the first to go."
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knee, knees, santa, santa claus, father christmas, department store santa, department store santas, work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, knee, knees, knee pain, weight, added weight, extra weight, stress fracture, stress fractures, fracture, fractures, sprain, sprains, sprained, fractured, joint, joints, joint painWeight cartoon 3 of 85
"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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buttocks, butt, gene, genes, inherit, inherits, inheritance, bum, bums, thanks, thank you, thank yous, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, callipygian, grateful, gratitude, body, body shape, body shapes, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, bdd, self-conscious, self-consciousness, problem area, problem areas, carry weight, carrying weight, weightWeight cartoon 4 of 85
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighingWeight cartoon 5 of 85
"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisisWeight cartoon 6 of 85
"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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food, eating, dining, meal, meals, weight, metabolism, good metabolism, fitness, health, healthy, gaining weight, weight gain, ounce, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, show-off, showing offWeight cartoon 7 of 85
Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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pizza, pizzas, challenge, challenges, overcome, improvise, adapt, adapting, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight, weight loss, losing weight, lose weight, overweight, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, food lover, food lovers, pizza lover, pizza lovers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, america, americans, american, impossible task, impossible tasks, junk, junk food, italian, italian food, region, regional, pop culture reference, pop cultureWeight cartoon 8 of 85
"You've been eating again."
Weight cartoon 9 of 85
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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christmas, christmas weight, christmas time, season's greetings, happy holidays, merry, happy, holiday, holidays, seasonal, vacation, vacations, weight, weight gain, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, thanksgiving, turkey, turkey weight, winter, winter weight, fat, fatter, fattening, health, healthy, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, moderation, fit, fitness, fitter, atlas, myth, mythology, mythological, greek, grecian, greek myth, greek myths, atlas, globe, the worldWeight cartoon 10 of 85
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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eat, eating, diet, diets, fitness, fit, fitter, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, physical fitness, physically fit, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, obese, obesity, morbidly obese, morbid obesity, xxl, food, foodie, obesity epidemic, fat, overweight, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weight-loss, good shape, in shape, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, bad shape, out of shape, healthy, health and wellbeingWeight cartoon 11 of 85
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, reassure, reassures, reassurance, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, metabolism, metabolic rate, metabolic rates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, tummy, tummies, stomach, stomachs, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, excuse, excuses, scales, weight, weigh, weighs, weighingWeight cartoon 12 of 85
"Two per cent."
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cows, cow, milk, milking, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, skim, skim milk, two percent, tow per cent, 2%, thin, skinny, weight, weight loss, fat, fatter, fatness, overweight, excuse, excuses, visual, visual gag, weight loss, fit, fitness, fitter, health, healthyWeight cartoon 13 of 85
Your gravitas
Weight cartoon 14 of 85
"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, seat belt, seat belts, thin, skinny, body image, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, self-confidence, self-esteem, health, fitness, body shape, out of shape, complaint, complaints, complainingWeight cartoon 15 of 85
"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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kayak, kayaks, high school, high schools, eskimos, weight, diet, diets, dieting, slim, slim down, slims down, slimming down, stay slim, stays slim, staying slim, middle age, middle aged, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, softening middle, weight gain, gaining weight, maintaining weight, high school weightWeight cartoon 16 of 85
Guess your weight-related illness.
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amusement park, amusement parks, scales, guess your weight, guessing your weight, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, fair, fairs, weigh, weight, weights, heavy, heaviness, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, health problem, health problems, heart condition, heart conditions, heart attack, heart attacks, heat disease, heart diseases, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosingWeight cartoon 17 of 85
"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, dinner, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, weight, fat, fullWeight cartoon 18 of 85
"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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fruit, fruits, pear, pears, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, advice, medical advice, exercise, fitness, body shape, body image, weight, body weight, body type, body types, pear-shaped, health, unhealthy, obesity, obese, relationship, relationships, love, beauty, attractiveness, forgetWeight cartoon 19 of 85
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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woman, women, body image, body weight, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, mental health, weight, gain weight, gaining weight, putting on weight, weight gain, kill, diet, diets, dieting, health, unhealthy, healthy, eating, food, snacking, beauty, stereotype, stereotypes, expression, expressions, aphorism, aphorisms, word play, wordplayWeight cartoon 20 of 85
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weightWeight cartoon 21 of 85
"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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social, social commentary, commentary, comment, critic, critical, critique, critiques, fashion, fashion industry, fashions, model, models, modelling, third world, poverty, poor, hunger, hungry, famine, famines, body issues, body, bodies, weight, weight loss, anorexia, anorexic, nervosa, linguistics, language, word play, play on words, what's in a name, disaster, disasters, compassion fatigue, ignoranceWeight cartoon 22 of 85
"It's mostly penny weight."
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piggy bank, piggy banks, piggybank, piggybanks, change, cash, money, penny, pennies, coin, coins, weight, fat, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, overweight, diet, diets, eating habits, bad eating habits, chubby, bulging, health, unhealthy, financesWeight cartoon 23 of 85
"Call the Ford agency—another supermodel just blew away."
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model, models, modelling, stereotype, stereotpyes, cliche, cliches, cliched, supermodel, supermodels, wind machine, wind-machines, wind machines, wind-machine, photographer, photographers, photography, call, called, calling, fan, fans, fashion, fashions, fashionable, weight, thin, thinness, skinny, underweight, small, tiny, light, light as a feather, agency, modelling agency, magazine, magazinesWeight cartoon 24 of 85
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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priest, priests, priesthood, preacher, preachers, clergy, catholic, catholicism, catholics, methodist, methodists, methodism, presbyterianism, presbyterian, presbyterians, anglican, anglicans, anglicanism, lutheran, lutherans, lutheranism, clergymen, clergyman, communion, the eucharist, confession, confessions, confessional, guilt, guilty, glutton, gluttony, confess, weight, overweight, weight issues, loosing weight, diet, dieting, diets, overeating, overeater, binge eating, bishop, bishops, episcopal, episcopalian, religion, religions, religious leaders, religious leader, lentWeight cartoon 25 of 85
"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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married, married life, marriage, wife, wives, husband, husbands, old fashioned, old married couple, couple, couples, fashion, fashions, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fat, fatter, fatness, weight, overweight, jacket, loud, loud pattern, eye catching, fashionista, fashionista, copy, copying, celebrities, celebrity, joan collins, jacket, dinner, dinner party, parties, dressed up, dressing upMore cartoons with the keyword 'weight'