"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
"Ready to head back?"
"I'm back in my thin pants again."
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
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"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."
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"I would kill for your metabolism."
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"I set a goal, I met it, I proved that I could meet it, and now the hell with it."
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