"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Larry never gains an ounce!"
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"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."
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"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
Tags:weight loss, treadmill, treadmills, motivation, motivations, motivated, gut, guts, stomach, stomachs, softening middle, middle section, weight gain, gaining weight, exercise, exercising, exercises, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, middle age, middle aged, pot belly, pot bellies, belly, bellies, overweight, fat, fatness
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
"Ready to head back?"
"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."
"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"
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"I had to put on thirty pounds for this role."
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"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
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"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."
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"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"The weight you put on in 1987 has continued to increase and grow. That's the miracle of compound fat."
"Apparently, for the first time, I'm going to be fat all summer."
Scenes from a successful marriage.
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"Just as a precaution in, these uncertain times I've decided to get really Really fat."
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