"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"I was building up my pecs."
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"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
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"You want to start pumping iron? That's your mother's department."
"I've mainly been working on my nose."
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Atlas' Exercise Machine
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'Executive Fitness Plan'
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The Seven Second Workout
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"I'm sorry, you want Glutes – this is Pecs."
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"Let me help you, dear."
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"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
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A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.