Weight Loss Cartoons

"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."

"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."

"Two per cent."

"I want something that will make me smell thinner."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."

"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"Ready to head back?"

"Just a pear? Is that all you're having for dinner?"

"How far is two pounds from here?"