"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Two per cent."
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
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"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."
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"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
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"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
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"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
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"Just a pear? Is that all you're having for dinner?"
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"Ready to head back?"
"How far is two pounds from here?"
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