"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
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"I'm back in my thin pants again."
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
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"Of course you don't look fat."
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"You'd be pretty if you'd just lose some height."
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
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"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."
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Overweight Passenger on a Boat
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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
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"I am proud of my body - just not in this light."
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"Remember, Television adds ten pounds."
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"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
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All You Can Eat Until Everyone In This Country Is Obese.
"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"
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"I set a goal, I met it, I proved that I could meet it, and now the hell with it."
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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
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