"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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Abs of Gold?
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"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
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"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."
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"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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