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Weird Cartoons
Weird cartoon 1 of 47
"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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bedtime story, bedtime stories, bedtime reading, bedtime, sleep, going to sleep, sleeping, childrens book, childrens books, childrens literature, kids books, childish, role reversal, reversal of roles, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, reading aloud, reading, read, story, stories, child, children, nostalgia, absurd, weird bedtime routine, weird bedtimes, weird, absurd bedtime storyWeird cartoon 2 of 47
"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."
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commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, crowded, book, books, literature, novel, novels, reading, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, keep people away, uncomfortable, awkward, strange, weird, transportation, public transportationWeird cartoon 3 of 47
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiffWeird cartoon 4 of 47
"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
Weird cartoon 5 of 47
"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, creep, creepy, creeper, creepers, honest, honesty, too honest, strange, stranger, strangers, too soon, too early, weirdWeird cartoon 6 of 47
A watch face with Stonehenge
Weird cartoon 7 of 47
Budget Sideshow Attractions
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lame, boring, weird, low cost, low budget, budget, budgets, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, baby, babies, infant, infants, boy, boys, man, pencil, pencils, hot dog, hot dogs, pencil sharpener, pencil sharpeners, star, stars, showtime, sideshow, sideshows, circus freaks, circus freakWeird cartoon 8 of 47
"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
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freak flag, individual, individuality, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old age, story, stories, storytime, grandchild, grandchildren, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, woodstock, hippy, hippies, hippie, inappropriate, cool grandpa, cool, weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, peacenikWeird cartoon 9 of 47
"Social crutch."
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social crutch, social crutches, pirate, pirates, captain, captains, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, social, sociable, social anxiety, anxious, self conscious, problem, problems, obstacles, social awkwardness, awkward, weirdo, weirdos, weird, knife, knives, concerning, threateningWeird cartoon 10 of 47
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, frog in your throat, voice, voices, hoarse, froggy, sound, sounds, sounding, waking up, morning, mornings, wake up, strange, unusual, weirdWeird cartoon 11 of 47
"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
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talk to yourself, talking to yourself, crazy, craziness, insanity, insane, mental illness, mentally ill, asylum, asylums, committed, mental state, unstable, instability, mental instability, appear normal, appearing normal, weird, strange, therapist, therapists, therapy, argue, argues, arguing, mental healthWeird cartoon 12 of 47
"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, pet snake, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, leash, leashes, strangle, strangling, confused, mistaken, mistake, mistakes, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, suburbs, suburbia, strange, weird, unusualWeird cartoon 13 of 47
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostorsWeird cartoon 14 of 47
"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."
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date, dates, dating, blind date, first date, cocktail party, cocktail parties, vanity, vain, ego, big ego, egomaniac, egocentric, egotistical, egotistic, arrogant, arrogance, men, famous, full of yourself, conceited, pretentious, meeting people, social anxiety, social anxieties, socially awkward, oddball, weird, weirdo, mask, maskedWeird cartoon 15 of 47
"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."
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fish, expressionless, expressions, facial expressions, laugh, frown, emotions, emotion, show emotion, desplay emotions, emotionless, dreams, dream, impossible dream, impossible dreams, desire, desires, unachievable dream, unachievable dreams, surreal, bizzare, unusual, weird, thoughts, thinking aloud, think aloud, talking nonsenseWeird cartoon 16 of 47
"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, park, parks, playground, playgrounds, playing, scolding, scold, telling off, angry, anger, reprimand, reprimanding, mad, voice, voices, tone of voice, calm, weird, strange, unusualWeird cartoon 17 of 47
"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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drama, dramas, dramatic, dramatics, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, dramaturgy, dramatic composition, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, breaking the rules, rule, rules, break the rules, strange, unusual, weird, behavior, behaviour, actor, actors, acting, performer, performersWeird cartoon 18 of 47
"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, pork, pork chop, pork chops, rubber, toy, toys, dog toy, dog toys, chew toy, chew toys, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, customer request, customer requests, strange, unusual, weirdWeird cartoon 19 of 47
Pre-Existing Conditions
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preexisting conditions, pre-existing conditions, preexisting condition, pre-existing condition, condition, conditions, annoying, preexisting, pre-existing, stupid, dumb, obnoxious, weird, strange, devious, sneaky, sly, crafty, personality, personalities, personality trait, personality traits, disposition, dispositions, types of peopleWeird cartoon 20 of 47
"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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left, left wing, right, right wing, venn, venn diagram, diagram, overlap, overlaps, overlapping, extreme, extremism, extreme views, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, internet, internet age, internet culture, culture, counter culture, pop culture, inevitable, inevitability, modern, modern life, modern world, information, inform, information age, era, tech, technological, conspiracy theorist, crazy, strange, weird, believe, trick, tricked, spook, spooked, tin foil hat, tinfoil hat, tin-foil hatWeird cartoon 21 of 47
"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."
Weird cartoon 22 of 47
High School Schedule
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highschool, highschools, high school, high schools, highschoolers, highschooler, high-school, high-schools, student, students, pupil, pupils, teacher, teachers, school, schools, timetable, timetables, schedule, schedules, period, periods, class, classes, lesson, lessons, drawing, draw, doodle, doodler, doodling, artist, art, shape, shapes, pattern, patterns, form, forms, random, weird, margin, margins, focus, concentration, concentrate, distracted, learning, teaching, education, school life, children, child, kid, kidsWeird cartoon 23 of 47
"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."
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flying, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aircraft, aircrafts, aviation, plane, planes, light, prop, pilot, pilots, brick, bricks, lob, throw, toss, drops, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, strange, weird, unusual, crazyWeird cartoon 24 of 47
"It's some odd-ball salesman."
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oddball, oddballs, odd-ball, odd-balls, weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, freak show, freak shows, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, salesmen, different, difference, differences, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, strange, strangeness, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcastsWeird cartoon 25 of 47
"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, question, questions, questioning, witness stand, object, objection, objections, weird, line, line of questioning, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, unusual, strangeMore cartoons with the keyword 'weird'