They're museum quality!"
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"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."
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"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."
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"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
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1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"Sorry about the mask. I'm always afraid my fame will overwhelm people."
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"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"
World's best creepy guy upstairs.
"It's some odd-ball salesman."
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"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."
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"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
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"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."
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"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."
Tags:late night, late nights, shop, shops, shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, night shift, night shifts, market, markets, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, freakish, freaky, clerk, clerks, convenience store, convenience stores, shopper, shoppers, shopping trip, shopping trips, superhero, superheroes, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, stand out, stands out, standing out, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, bargain, bargains, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic memories, fashion choice, fashion choices, dress sense, fashion sense, look weird, looks weird, looking weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, loser, losers, therapy, childhood memory, childhood memories
"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."