"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
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"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."
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"Which one is the scalpel? I'm here on workfare."
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Government cheese and crackers.
"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"I just never imagined they wouldn't ﬁnally come up with some form of government aid."
"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
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"Bad news, I'm afraid. Little Orphan Annie was a Democrat."
"My third felony was a smart move. Folks on the outside are still waiting for health care."
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Church with a sign out front reading "How would Jesus save social security?"
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"Take my coffee—it's worth five dollars."
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"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."
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"Did you hear, dear? They finally put an end to welfare as we know it."
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