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Whale Cartoons
Whale cartoon 1 of 95
"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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moby dick, herman melville, whale, whales, ahab, captain, captains, captain ahab, reminisce, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, literature, book, books, novel, novels, fiction, fictions, character, characters, personified, personification, regret, regrets, wistful, wistfully, whaling, whales, whaled, whaler, harpoon, harpooningWhale cartoon 2 of 95
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping outWhale cartoon 3 of 95
"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"
Whale cartoon 4 of 95
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain ahab, bar, bar flies, bar fly, catch and release, capture and release, irony, ironic, ironically, animal rights, animal rights activist, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, catch and release, catch-and-release, herman melvilleWhale cartoon 5 of 95
"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
Whale cartoon 6 of 95
"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
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whales, regret, evolution, feet, growth, kick ass, swim, aquatic life, mammal, whale, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, evolve, evolves, regrets, regretting, biped, bipedal, bipedialism, ocean mammal, ocean mammals, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, water dweller, water dwellingWhale cartoon 7 of 95
"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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christmas, xmas, noel, yule, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, xmas card, xmas cards, christmas card, christmas cards, recycled paper, recycling, recycled, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, tree hugger, tree huggers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environment, environmental issues, nature, saving the environment, whale, whales, endangered, endangers animal, endangers animals, endangered species, saving the planet, saving the whales, environmentalism, environmental protection, pretentious, modern lifeWhale cartoon 8 of 95
"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"
Whale cartoon 9 of 95
"Don't make eye contact..."
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whale, whales, whaling, harpoon, harpoons, hunt, hunting, sperm whale, sperm whales, moby dick, moby-dick, whalers, hunter, hunters, whaler, captain ahab, ahab, hermn mellville, melville, eye contact, eye-contact, draw attention, attention, awkward, awkwardness, worry, worried, worries, captain, captains, harpooning, subway, subways, transit, mass transit, public transport, mass transits, literature, book, books, novel, novels, transport, tube, train, trainsWhale cartoon 10 of 95
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
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online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward datesWhale cartoon 11 of 95
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obviousWhale cartoon 12 of 95
Save the Whales
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panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, whale, whales, save the saves, beggar, beggars, begging, poverty, poor, street person, street people, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropist, philanthropists, bum, bums, hobo, hobos, activist, activists, collection cup, collection cups, collections cup, collections cupsWhale cartoon 13 of 95
"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, minnow, minnows, beached, stuck, trapped, whale, whales, save, rescue, uncaring, indifferent, environment, nature, cruel, disinterestedWhale cartoon 14 of 95
Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab
Whale cartoon 15 of 95
"Happy?"
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, satisfy, satisfied, satisfying, satisfies, final, finally, happy, happiness, bliss, blissful, peace, peace, at lastWhale cartoon 16 of 95
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, defense attorney, defense attorney, counsel, legal counsel, alleged, deny, denies, denial, denials, denying, whale, whales, killer whale, killer whales, orca, orcas, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, trial, trials, objection, objections, not guilty, technicality, technicalitiesWhale cartoon 17 of 95
"Always the last place you look."
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whaler, whaling, harpoon, harpooning, seek, search, searching, whales, whale, sperm whale, crow's nest, look, looking, searched, crows nest, lost, hiding, hides, above, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, bot, boats, last place you look, moby dick, ahab, fiction, fictional, absurd, literature, big, huge, unmissable, unlikelyWhale cartoon 18 of 95
"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
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sabbath, the sabbath, shabbat, rest, rests, resting, orthodox, tradition, traditional, orthodox jew, whale, whales, beach, beached, beaches, beached whale, hasidic, hasidic jew, jewish, hasidic jews, orthodox jews, custom, customs, religion, religions, religious, judaism, saturday, fish, fishes, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, play on words, word play, shpasik, jtoonsWhale cartoon 19 of 95
FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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shoe, shoes, footwear, fashion, style, art, design, designs, unique, original, inspired, designer, designers, fashion statement, word play, wordplay, typewriter, typewriters, camera, cameras, wine, statue, statues, david, michelangelo, snowman, snowmen, whale, whales, tomato, tomatoes, salsa, italian, italy, in fashion, in style, avant-garde, trend, trends, trendy, modern, shape, shapesWhale cartoon 20 of 95
Tunnel of Whale Guts
Whale cartoon 21 of 95
"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."
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beached whale, beached whales, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, singing whale, singing whales, performer, performers, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, depression, oblivious, obliviousness, despondent, despondencyWhale cartoon 22 of 95
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weightWhale cartoon 23 of 95
"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, underwater, fish, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, smoking, bad habit, bad habits, smoker, smokers, unhealthy, health, fitness, tobacco, giving up, negative thinking, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, pessimistic, negativeWhale cartoon 24 of 95
The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!
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pillar of salt, pillars of salt, salt, lot, lot's wife, ado, edith, wife of lot, miracle, miracles, fantastical, old testament, jonah, legend of jonah, whale, whales, tabloid, tabloids, supermarket tabloid, supermarket tabloids, greek god, greek gods, supernatural, supernatural forces, unreliable, unreliable report, unreliable reportsWhale cartoon 25 of 95
Ice Whaling
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ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapesMore cartoons with the keyword 'whale'