"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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whaler, whaling, harpoon, harpooning, seek, search, searching, whales, whale, sperm whale, crow's nest, look, looking, searched, crows nest, lost, hiding, hides, above, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, bot, boats, last place you look, moby dick, ahab, fiction, fictional, absurd, literature, big, huge, unmissable, unlikely"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapes"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."
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herman, melville, moby dick, pequod, boat, boats, ship, ships, ahab, captain ahab, book, books, novel, novels, author, authors, writer, writers, whale, whales, ocean, sea, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, whaling, whaler, whalers, fiction, fictional, voyage, voyages, baby whale, small whale, underwhelming, memory, memoriesMoby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"
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hat, hats, fedora, fedoras, milliner, millinery, fashion, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion police, style, styles, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, trending, herman, melville, moby dick, pequod, boat, boats, ship, ships, ahab, captain ahab, book, books, novel, novels, author, authors, writer, writers, whale, whales, ocean, sea, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, whaling, whaler, whalers, fiction, fictional, voyage, voyagesCaptain Ahab (Ret.)
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herman, melville, moby dick, pequod, boat, boats, ship, ships, ahab, captain ahab, book, books, novel, novels, author, authors, writer, writers, whale, whales, ocean, sea, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, whaling, whaler, whalers, fiction, fictional, voyage, voyages, peg leg, retire, retired, retirement, old, old age, elderly, elder, elders"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."
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