"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
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"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."
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"Want to bitch for one more lap?"
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Adam and Eve and Courtney
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"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
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"My wife understands me."
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"I sound more bitter than I am!"
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"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor