"Shall we join the ladies?"
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"Scotch and toilet water?"
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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."
"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."
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"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."
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"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
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"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."
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"Three Wild Turkeys."
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
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"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."
"I hardly think a transition team is necessary, Ed, in order to switch from beer to Scotch."