It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."
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"Country Club Dungeon"
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"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"
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"Goodbye, Howard. I'm returning to the business sector."
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"White Collar Prison"
"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."
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"Ever since I started wearing a tie I really can't figure these things out."
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"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."
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