"We're talking business ethics not ethics."
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business ethics, ethics, ethical, unethical, corrupt, corruption, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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legal pad, legal pads, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, legal paper, legal sized paper, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, corporate fraud, broken laws, broken law"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."
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business, personnel, crime, ethics, moral relativity, jargon, application, applications, criminal history, criminal history, red flag, red flags, conviction, convictions, embezzlement, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, red flag, red flags, job application, job applications, job interview, job interviews, interviewing, warning, warning sign, warning signs, corporate crime, corporate criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes, mankoff"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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accounting trick, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, magician, magicians, career, careers, career path, career paths, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers"Remember, 'accounting' and 'accountability': nothing in common."
"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"
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legal department, legal departments, business structure, business structures, corrupt, corruptions, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, tax fraud, breaking the law, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, cutback, cutbacks, cut-back"Perkins here, representing taxes."
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board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, taxes, corrupt, corruption, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, trust fund, trust funds, trust, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, love, loves, take advantage, taking advantage, wife, wives, fraud, fraudulent"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
Crime Passionnel
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, criminal passion, collar, collars, button, buttons, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, dress code, dress-code, dress-codes, dress codes, crime passionnel, crime of passion, secret rebellion, secret rebellions, rage, rages, businessmen, businessman, white collar crime, white collar crimes"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, computer crime, computer crimes, internet, hacking, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, nonviolent, fashion, fashionable, fashionista, fashions, style, styles, women, woman, clothes, clothing, embezzlement, fraud, bribery, identity theft, forgery"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arrested, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, slap on the wrist, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, bad priorities, wrong priorities, lunch date, lunch dates, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york city, new york, city hall"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"
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broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, white collar crime, white collar crimes, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, stock broker, stock brokers, financial crime, financial crimes, investor, investors, investment, investments, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, broker, brokers"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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irs, the irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, tax, taxes, penalty, penalties, irs penalty, irs penalties"There you have it, gentlemen—the upside potential is tremendous, but the downside risk is jail."
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, offshore banking, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, big corporation, big corporations, corporate giant, corporate giants, modern attitudes, modern life, modern times, privilege, privileged, privileges, above the law"I move for less transparency."
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transparency, big window, big windows, office building, office buildings, glass office, glass offices, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, window cleaner, window cleaners, window cleaning, transparency in business, corrupt, corruption, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzling, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, gender pay gap"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruptions, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzlement, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."
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money laundering, clean money, cleaning money, dirty money, drug money, money, washing, washing machine, washing machines, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, whistle blower, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, law and order, white collar crime, white collar crimes"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."
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white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, handcuff, handcuffs, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, exec, execs, executive, executives, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defence attorney, escape plan, escape plans, escape, escapes, planning your escape, lawyer, lawyers, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"
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fox, foxes, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, morals, morality, ethics, ethical, unethical, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, inequality, wealth gap, pay gap, the one percent, corporate giant, corporate giants"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
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perp walk, perp walks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, selfish, selfishness, lazy, laziness, insensitive, insensitivity, cable, cable tv, cable television, walking the perp, frog march, frog marching, the media, unsupportive, self centred, self centered, corporate giant, corporate giants, disloyal"It's important that no one see us talking together."
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devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanism, ethics, unethical, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, privilege, privileges, white privilege, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, rendezvous, secret rendezvous