White Collar Crimes Cartoons

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

"Remember, 'accounting' and 'accountability': nothing in common."

"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"

"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

Crime Passionnel

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

"There you have it, gentlemen—the upside potential is tremendous, but the downside risk is jail."

"I move for less transparency."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."

"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."

"Call my attorney and ask him if he remembers that trick for getting out of handcuffs without a key."

"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"

"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"

"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."

"It's important that no one see us talking together."