"We're talking business ethics not ethics."
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business ethics, ethics, ethical, unethical, corrupt, corruption, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"I thought it was legal-I wrote it on a legal pad."
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legal pad, legal pads, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, legal paper, legal sized paper, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, corporate fraud, broken laws, broken law"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."
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ethics, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounts payable, accounts receivable, cook the books, cooking the books, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, creative accounting, mark to market"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
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receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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money, financial crisis, cocktail party, stealing, crooks, banks, bankers, salary cap, salary caps, wage cap, wage caps, income cap, income caps, talent pool, talent pools, wall street, thief, thieves, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, salary, salaries, annual income, annual incomes, 1%, mankoff"Do you think now we're doing fewer illegal things we can scale back the legal department?"
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legal department, legal departments, business structure, business structures, corrupt, corruptions, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, tax fraud, breaking the law, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, cutback, cutbacks, cut-back"Perkins here, representing taxes."
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board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, death, grim reaper, the grim reaper, taxes, corrupt, corruption, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."
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prison, prisons, white collar prison, white collar prisons, class, private prison, private prisons, prison industry, prisoner, prisoners, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, detention, detentions, detained, class divide, class division, class divisions, bias, biased, executive, executives, corruption, corrupt industry, corrupt industries"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, panama papers, offshore banking, offshore finance industry, the panama papers, exposed, exposure, data leak, data leaks, tax regime, tax regimes, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax haven, tax havens, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."
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community service, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, financial crime, financial crimes, investment, investments, insider trading, insider, insiders, inside trade, inside trades, inside trading, prison, avoid prison, avoids prison, avoiding prison, punishments, unequal punishment, inequality, elite, elites"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
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crimes, criminal, criminals, computer crime, computer crimes, internet, hacking, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, nonviolent, fashion, fashionable, fashionista, fashions, style, styles, women, woman, clothes, clothing, embezzlement, fraud, bribery, identity theft, forgery"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
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prison, prisoner, prisoners, white collar, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, insider trading, inside trading, financial information, finances, cook the books, cooking the books, account, accounts, accounting, fraud, fraudulence, fraudulent, securities market, securities markets, sarbanes-oxley, sarbanes-oxley act, sox"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arrested, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, slap on the wrist, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, bad priorities, wrong priorities, lunch date, lunch dates, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york city, new york, city hall"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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irs, the irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, tax, taxes, penalty, penalties, irs penalty, irs penalties"There you have it, gentlemen—the upside potential is tremendous, but the downside risk is jail."
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crimes, criminal, criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodging, tax dodger, tax dodgers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, offshore banking, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, big corporation, big corporations, corporate giant, corporate giants, modern attitudes, modern life, modern times, privilege, privileged, privileges, above the law"I move for less transparency."
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transparency, big window, big windows, office building, office buildings, glass office, glass offices, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, window cleaner, window cleaners, window cleaning, transparency in business, corrupt, corruption, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzling, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, gender pay gap"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruptions, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzlement, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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bronx cheer, bronx cheers, raspberry, raspberries, blow a raspberry, blows a raspberry, blowing a raspberries, voicemail, voicemails, voice mail, voice mails, answering machine, answering machines, villain, villains, villainous, ceo, ceos, unpopular, unpopularity, hated, secretary, secretaries, executive, executives, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, out of office"I've never understood—what is the difference between morals and ethics?"
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fox, foxes, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, morals, morality, ethics, ethical, unethical, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, inequality, wealth gap, pay gap, the one percent, corporate giant, corporate giants"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
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perp walk, perp walks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, selfish, selfishness, lazy, laziness, insensitive, insensitivity, cable, cable tv, cable television, walking the perp, frog march, frog marching, the media, unsupportive, self centred, self centered, corporate giant, corporate giants, disloyal"It's important that no one see us talking together."
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devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanism, ethics, unethical, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, privilege, privileges, white privilege, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, rendezvous, secret rendezvousThe Straw Entrepreneur, The Tin Accountant, and The Cowardly Attorney
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straw man, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, corporate crime, corporate crimes, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, accountant, accountants, legal team, legal teams, legal representative, legal representatives, legal team, legal teams, incompetent, incompetence, foolish, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."
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apology, apologies, apologizing, apologizing, public apology, public apologies, corrupt, corruption, business ethics, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corporate giant, corporate giants, national television, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, embezzlement"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, incriminating documents, incriminating documents, destroying evidence, destruction of evidences, corrupt, corruption, white collar crimes, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, shredder, shredders, shredding, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."
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corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, privileges, conspirator, conspirators, three monkeys, three wise monkeys, see no hear no speak no