"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."
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A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
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"It lets you hold the President's attention for a few extra seconds before he wants to change channels."
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"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
After Dinner at the White House
"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."
Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"
"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."
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"And now I'd like to sing a little song written specially for me called 'I Wanna Be President.' "
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Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.
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"My father would be proud. He taught me everything I know about unjustly denying housing to black people."
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"All I know is she has unlimited access."
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"The President wants a calm, measured, evenhanded speech that kicks some serious butt."
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"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"
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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members
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"White House says latest attacks prove Saddam has donkey carts of mass."
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"How come I'm never hounded by the press?"
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Obama & Constitution
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