"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"Two bars—how about you?"
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"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."
"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
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"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."
"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"
"Do they have wi-fi?"
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"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."
"I'm sorry, I think we're just moving at different speeds."
"Someone in the building recently password-protected their Wi-FI and I'm wondering if it was you."
"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."
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