"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
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"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."
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"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
For Witches of a Certain Age
The Witches Discover The Wok
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"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."