"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."
"He did it my way."
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"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"
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"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
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"It was her dying wish."
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"I wouldn't rent this room to everybody, Mr. Spencer. This is where my husband lost his mind."
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"He's still in my nervous stomach."
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"Ah, Fergie and Di!"
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"I've had to be both mother and father to them."
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"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."
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"His underwear was spotless."
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"Not so fast, Lillian."
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"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."
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"I had it mounted as it ate the most of Roger."
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