"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, dead, death, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, discussing, discussion, discussions, widower, widowers, ex, exes, former, previous, unresolved
"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."
"He did it my way."
Tags:dying, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, grave stone, grave stones, tomb stone, tomb stones, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, grief, grieving, remembrance, cemetery, cemeteries, gender issues, gender issues, advice, giving advice, bad advice, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
Tags:death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"
Tags:miss, misses, issing, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, dead, widower, widowers, lonely, loneliness, depressed, depression, grieve, grieves, grieving, feet on the table, bad habit, bad habits, habit, habits, argue, argues, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, watches tv, watching tv
"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, gold course, golf courses, fairway, fairways, leisure, hobby, hobbies, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, spirit, spirits, phantom, phantoms, haunt, haunting, haunts, haunted, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, husband, husband, wife, wives, couple, couples, widower, widowers, death
"It was her dying wish."
Tags:ball and chain, marriages, tied down, husband and wife, husbands and wives, widower, widowers, prisoner, prisoners, gender issues, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, dying wish, dying wishes, last words, dying, end of life, punish, punishing, punishments, revenge, getting revenge
"He's still in my nervous stomach."
Tags:dead, dying, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, remembering, remembrance, paying respects, in my heart, gravestone, gravestones, still in our hearts, widow, widowed, widower, widowers, nervous stomach, nervous stomach, nerves, nervous, tense, tensions, expression, expressions, saying, saying, disrespect, disrespectful
"Ah, Fergie and Di!"
Tags:retirement home, retirement homes, nursing home, nursing homes, retirement village, retirement villages, old age, retirement, gentlemen, gentleman, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, good manners, widow, widows, widower, widowers
"I've had to be both mother and father to them."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, children, child, single parent, single parents, divorce, divorced, single father, single fathers, single-father, single-fathers, child of divorce, family, families, non-traditional family, non-traditional families, raising children, raising a child, solo parenting, solo parents, park, parks, city park, city parks, social worker, social workers, overcoming obstacles, overcoming, overcome, nuclear family, nuclear families, widower, widowers
"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."
Tags:age, old, death, gravestones, relationships, marriage, law, cemeteries, divorce, death, marriage, posthumous, annulled, annulment, annul, annuls, widower, widowers, graveside, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, mankoff
"His underwear was spotless."
Tags:operation, operations, died on the operation table, dying on the table, died on the table, dark humour, black humour, surgeon, surgeons, underwear, pant, pants, underpants, clean underwear, clean underpants, laundry, household chore, household chores, spotless underwear, spotless underpants, cold comfort, insensitive, insensitivity, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, dying
"Not so fast, Lillian."
Tags:widow, widows, widower, widowers, hasty, hastiness, late husband, late husbands, husband, husbands, backstabbing, backstabber, backstabbers, dagger in the back, dagger, daggers, betrayal, betrayals, traitor, traitors, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, matricide, matricides, mariticide, mariticides
"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ex, exes, previous relationship, previous relationships, widower, widowers, waiting, death, forensics, forensic report, forensic reports, coroner, coroner's report, coroner's report, autopsy, autopsies, autopsy result, autopsy results, dead relationship, dead relationships, end of relationship, end of marriage, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, split, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, reason, reasons
"I had it mounted as it ate the most of Roger."
Tags:shark, sharks, trophy, trophies, wall trophy, wall trophies, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, shark attack, shark attacks, killed, killing, eaten, eaten by a shark, predator, predators, sentiment, sentimental, sentiments, great white shark, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, sentimental gesture, sentimental gestures, home decoration, home decor
"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
"She wasn't cremated. She went to Congress with ideals."
Tags:husband, husbands, widower, widowers, wife, wives, died, death, urn, urns, ashes, cremated, cremation, cremations, congress, american congress, ideal, ideals, principle, principles, torched, tortures, value, values, idea, ideas, pursue, pursuing, pursuit, pursuits, punish, punished, corrupt, corrupt government, corrupt governments, sexist