"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, death, dead, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, too late, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, unhealthy, fitness, exercise, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, exercise bike, exercise bikes, bad news, obesity crisis, obesity, overweight"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, stress, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, widow, widows, saying goodbye, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
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why did the chicken cross the road, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, chicken, chickens, single, newly single, widow, widows, death, die, died, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"
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death, dead, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, mourning, mourner, mourners, grieving, bereaved, expired, expiry date, expiry dates, money, credit card, credit cards, shopping, shopper, shoppers, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, consumerism, retail"No wonder we could get tickets."
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theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic"He did it my way."
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dying, grave, graves, gravestone, gravestones, tombstone, tombstones, grave stone, grave stones, tomb stone, tomb stones, widow, widows, widower, widowers, widowed, grief, grieving, remembrance, cemetery, cemeteries, gender issues, gender issues, advice, giving advice, bad advice, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes"Ah, the lovely widow!"
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widow, widows, intensive care, intensive cares, intensive care unit, intensive care units, bedside manner, bedside manners, bad news, doctor, doctors, medical malpractice, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, patient care, patient-care, unprofessional, unprofessional manner"If I die first, you should remarry. If you die first, I'll get a dog."
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, after death, replace, replacement, replacements, remarry, remarriage, remarrying, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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death, date, dating, dates, euphoria, happy, happiness, reaction, reactions, sad, sadness, grief, grieving, relationship, relationships, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourns, mourning, deaths, died, dies, unusual reaction, wait, waiting, waits, waited, widow, widowed, widows, widowing, widower, widowers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
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toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victims"Sorry, wrong room."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, grieving, bereaved, mourning, mourner, mourners, family, condolences, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, wrong room, lost, too late, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, excuse, excuses"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, death, dead, wife, wives, widow, widows, urn, urns, remains, ashes, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, disrespectful, desecration, cremation, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, suffer, suffering, regret, regrets, mourn, mourning, grief, grieving, funeral, funerals, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, deceased, passed away, memory, memories, bad wife, bad wives, mean-spirited, suffering husband, suffering husbands, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."
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science, pseudo-science, fortune tellers, relationships, marriage, seance, seances, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, crystal ball, crystal balls, foresee, foresees, contact the dead, contacts the dead, contacting the dead, lost husband, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, couch potato, couch potatoes, mankoff"Dead? He gets that a lot."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, intensive care, death, dead, bad news, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, normal, usual, uncaring, cold, callous, unmoved"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
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subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands"Roger always lived on the edge. Then one day he fell off."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, dead, death, portrait, portraits, living on the edge, expression, expression, phrases, phrase, men, man, brave, courage, courageous, risky, bold, daring, dangerous, word play, wordplay"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, intensive care, waiting area, waiting areas, lecture, lectures, last lecture, death, dead, diet, diets, eating healthy, the importance of eating healthy, exercise, fitness, exercising, the importance of exercise, too late, widow, widows, grieving, mourning, wife, wives, bedside manner, overweight, obesity, obesity crisis, health problem, health problems, health issue, health issues, cause of death, bad newsA pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
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pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites