Wife Cartoons

Wife Cartoons

Wife cartoon 1 of 1677

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"Surprise! It's my birthday."

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Wife cartoon 2 of 1677

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"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

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Wife cartoon 3 of 1677

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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

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Wife cartoon 4 of 1677

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The Emergence Of Language

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Wife cartoon 5 of 1677

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"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

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Wife cartoon 6 of 1677

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"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

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Wife cartoon 7 of 1677

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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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Wife cartoon 8 of 1677

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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

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Wife cartoon 9 of 1677

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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Wife cartoon 10 of 1677

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"You drive, I'll criticize."

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Wife cartoon 11 of 1677

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"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

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Wife cartoon 12 of 1677

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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

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Wife cartoon 13 of 1677

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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

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Wife cartoon 14 of 1677

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"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

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Wife cartoon 15 of 1677

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"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

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Wife cartoon 16 of 1677

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How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

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Wife cartoon 17 of 1677

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"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."

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Wife cartoon 18 of 1677

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"Shall we join the ladies?"

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Wife cartoon 19 of 1677

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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"

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Wife cartoon 20 of 1677

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"Sleep tight and dream of me."

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Wife cartoon 21 of 1677

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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

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Wife cartoon 22 of 1677

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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

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Wife cartoon 23 of 1677

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An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

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Wife cartoon 24 of 1677

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

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Wife cartoon 25 of 1677

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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

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