"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"Don't mention hair loss."
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Hair being abducted
"Believe me, I can tell."
"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"Many women are more at ease with a female doctor. That's why I'm wearing the wig."
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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"Great stupid haircut!"
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"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
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The Tweed Toupee
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Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
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"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
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"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
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How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
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"I forgot my wig."
A man sits on a street corner with a toupee in front of him."
"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."