"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, woolly, wild, confused, disorganised, disorganized, unclear, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, livestock, farming, wordplay, feeling, feelings, word play"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adult, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive"So how did you like getting away from it all?"
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recluse, recluses, reclusive, hermit, hermits, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, get away from it all, getting away from it all, haircut, haircuts, freshen up, freshens up, freshening up, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling, off the grid, going off the grid, unkempt, wild, rough it, roughing it"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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jungle, jungles, elephant, elephants, exotic animals, exotic, marriage, married life, quality of life, hygiene, hygienic, mummy's boy, pampered, spoil, spoiled, mother, mothers, motherhood, raised by animals, parent, parenting, parents, raised, upbringing, wild man, wild, date, dating, red flag, worry, worries, worrying"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."
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religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, pin, pins, dance, dances, dancing, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, inebriated, pissed, intoxicated, uninhibited, free, wild, out-of-control, out of control, letting your guard down, relax, dance on the head of a pin, metaphor, metaphors, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay34th Honeymoon
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, honeymoons, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, diner, diners, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, nickname, nicknames, slang, young at heart, wild"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysSign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
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religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
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bear, bears, wild animal, animal, animals, wild animals, wild, hunt, hunting, hunters, big game hunter, big game, grizzly bear, grizzly, grizzlies, stuffed, stuffed head, mount, mounted, mounted head, head mount, unexpected, wife, housewife, housewives"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
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bear, bears, wild animal, animal, animals, wild animals, wild, hunt, hunting, hunters, big game hunter, big game, grizzly bear, grizzly, grizzlies, stuffed, stuffed head, mount, mounted, mounted head, head mount, unexpected, wife, housewife, housewives"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
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wolf, wolves, pack, packs, wolf pack, track, tracking, science, scientists, animal, animals, wild, wilds, wood, woods, forest, forests, family, parents, parent, raised, upbringing, raise, grow up, growing up, raised by wolves, sciences, ethics, effect, feral, isolated, reverse, perspective, perspectives, children, kid, kids, childGorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, desk, desks, environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalism, wild, businessmen, businessman, luxury, luxuries, management, manager, managers, exec, executive, executives, execs"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, introvert, introverts, introverted, anti-social, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, troll, trolls, trolling, exciting, excitement, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, online dating, internet dating, wildman, wildmen, wild, personality, dual personality, multiple personalities"I like you in a tie."
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fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, informal, formal, casual, shirtless, wild, punk, punks, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, style, personal style, personal appearance, rebel, rebels, dressed up, fancy, sophisticated, classy, biker, bikersSign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."
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traffic, traffic signal, traffic signals, sign, signs, signal, signals, giving up, don't care, uncaring, whatever, crossing, crossings, crosswalk, crosswalks, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, jay-walking, jay-walker, jay-walkers, crossing the street, crossing the road, walk, don't walk, traffic safety, fashion, punk, punks, mohawk, mohawks, wild, youth, youths, piercings, earrings, trend, trends, trendy, traffic laws, traffic rules, modern life"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, insect, insects, bug, bugs, snail, snails, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, transportation, public transportation, vehicle, vehicles, wild, nature, speed, speeding, fast, riding, rider, riders, stowaway, stowaways"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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animal, animals, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, guard, guards, law, laws, law and order, rights, nature, wild, captive, animal rights, set free, miranda rights, police, policemen, policewomen, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, authority, authority figure, authority figures, innocent, innocentsWhere the Wild Things Were
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dead bedroom, middle aged, middle age, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, wild, boring, low sex drive, literature, fiction, book, books"Eat it fast or the coyotes will get it."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, advice, recommendation, suggestion, suggestions, recommendations, wild west, old west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, animal, animals, coyote, coyotes, wild, dangerous, risky, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, mid-west, stealWilderness Pinball
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pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, bear, bears, wild, wild animal, wild animals, animal, animals, nature, game, games, hunt, hunting, fishing, fish, fishes, play, playingChelsea of the Apes
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raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental"He had himself pierced once too often."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, piercing, piercings, earring, earrings, fashion, style, personal style, personal appearance, wild, punk, too far, accessories, piercer, piercers