Wild Cartoons

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."

"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

34th Honeymoon

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."

"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

"I like you in a tie."

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."

Where the Wild Things Were

"Eat it fast or the coyotes will get it."

Wilderness Pinball

Chelsea of the Apes

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."

"He had himself pierced once too often."

"But I'm accustomed to captivity. I wouldn't survive a day in the wild."