"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"He hums in his sleep."
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Midlife crises of the Serengeti
What Lemmings Believe
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
Tags:smokey bear, forest fire, forest fires, prevent, prevents, prevention, fire, fires, wildfire, wildfires, ranger, rangers, bear, bears, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, ranger, rangers, forest ranger, forest rangers, national park, national parks, national forest, national forests, park ranger, park rangers, safety, fire safety
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
Bears Ice Fishing
"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."
Tags:aphrodisiac, aphrodisiacs, drug, increasing libido, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, tiger, tigers, horn, horns, wild animal, wild animals, love drug, the love drug, ageing, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, sexual instinct, pharmaceutical drug, pharmaceutical drugs
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
Animal and Human Memory
Tags:sequence, sequence joke, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, memory, memorise, an elephant never forgets, elephant, elephants, animal, animals, wild animal, animal intelligence, intelligence, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, human, humans, man, men, suit, businessman, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, absentmindedness
"I'm afraid that hasn't come across my desk yet."
"While you were out."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, animal, animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, secretary, secretaries, endangered, endangered species, talking animal, talking animals, wild animal, wild animals, horn, horns, tusk, tusks, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, receptionist, receptionists, reception
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
Tags:bear, bears, couple, couples, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, brown bear, black bear, in law, mother bear, momma bear, in-law, in laws, in-laws, hide, hiding, picnic, picnic basket, couple, couples, married life, marriage, wife, wives, fear, afraid, similarity, similarities, compare, compared, comparison, comparisons, wildlife, wild animal, predator, predators, couple, couples
"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
Tags:lion, lions, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking lion, talking lions, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality
"And stop swishing your tail when I'm talking to you."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, lion, lions, impertinent, impertinence, impatient, impatience, authority, authoritative, wild animal, wild animals, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, underling, subordinate, subordination, management style, management styles
"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
Tags:bear, bears, habitat, habitats, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, protect, protects, protection, do-gooder, do-gooders, betrayal, betrayals, nature, natural world, protecting, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, national park, national parks, treed, wild animal, wild animals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, life-threatening
"I don't get it."
"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
Tags:lion, lions, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking lion, talking lions, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality, sedated
Pet Shop Going Out Of Business