"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision"He hums in his sleep."
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sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, noisy sleeper, noisy sleepers, baby, babies, infant, infants, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, hum, hums, humming, wild animal, wild animals, insomnia, restless, restless night, restless nights, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
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smokey bear, forest fire, forest fires, prevent, prevents, prevention, fire, fires, wildfire, wildfires, ranger, rangers, bear, bears, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, ranger, rangers, forest ranger, forest rangers, national park, national parks, national forest, national forests, park ranger, park rangers, safety, fire safetyTwo horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
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stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyersBears Ice Fishing
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bear, bears, animal, animals, cub, cubs, fishing, fishermen, fisherman, ice fishing, snow, ice, snowy, buried, breaking into cars, stealing, steal, wild animal, wild animals, wilderness"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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animal, animals, bird, birds, cardinal, cardinals, bird feeder, bird feeders, feeding birds, feeding wild animals, wild animals, wild animal, food, bird food, bird seed, birdseed, nature, natural, dining, eating, lasagne, pasta, fat, obese, overweight, overeating, unhealthy, obesity crisis, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."
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aphrodisiac, aphrodisiacs, drug, increasing libido, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, tiger, tigers, horn, horns, wild animal, wild animals, love drug, the love drug, ageing, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, pharmaceutical drug, pharmaceutical drugs"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
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bear, bears, wild animal, animal, animals, wild animals, wild, hunt, hunting, hunters, big game hunter, big game, grizzly bear, grizzly, grizzlies, stuffed, stuffed head, mount, mounted, mounted head, head mount, unexpected, wife, housewife, housewives"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
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bear, bears, wild animal, animal, animals, wild animals, wild, hunt, hunting, hunters, big game hunter, big game, grizzly bear, grizzly, grizzlies, stuffed, stuffed head, mount, mounted, mounted head, head mount, unexpected, wife, housewife, housewives"While you were out."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, animal, animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, secretary, secretaries, endangered, endangered species, talking animal, talking animals, wild animal, wild animals, horn, horns, tusk, tusks, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, receptionist, receptionists, receptionWilderness Pinball
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pinball, pinball machine, pinball machines, bear, bears, wild, wild animal, wild animals, animal, animals, nature, game, games, hunt, hunting, fishing, fish, fishes, play, playing"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
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lion, lions, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking lion, talking lions, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality"And stop swishing your tail when I'm talking to you."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, lion, lions, impertinent, impertinence, impatient, impatience, authority, authoritative, wild animal, wild animals, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, underling, subordinate, subordination, management style, management styles"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
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bear, bears, habitat, habitats, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, protect, protects, protection, do-gooder, do-gooders, betrayal, betrayals, nature, natural world, protecting, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, national park, national parks, treed, wild animal, wild animals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, life-threatening"I don't get it."
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hyena, hyenas, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, wild animal, wild animals, sense of humour, sense of humor, humour, humor, wit, witty, witticism, witticisms, safari, cub, cubs, hyena cub, hyena cubs, savanna"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
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lion, lions, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking lion, talking lions, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality, sedated"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
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lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, animal, animals, animal kingdom, food chain, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, safari, safaris, wild animal, wild animals, sue, sued, suing, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, hunter, hunters, hunting, malpractice, nerve damage, medical"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, old joke, old jokes, butt of the joke, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bear attack, bear attacks, wild animals