"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
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National Park Map
Tags:national park, national parks, map, maps, hiking map, hiking maps, you are here, bear, bears, lost, getting lost, wilderness, the wilderness, lost in the wilderness, hiker, hikers, hiking, hiking trail, woodland trail, yellowstone, yosemite, yellowstone national park, yosemite national park, trail map, trail maps
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
Tags:pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, pessimistic, half full, half, full, half empty, empty, desert, deserts, lost, wilderness, wasteland, desert, deserts, cactus, neet, quit, quits, quitter, quitting, give up, giving, up, giving up, determined, determination, mirage, ignorant, ignorance, ignored, ignoring, perfectionists, perfectionist
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Bears Ice Fishing
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
Tags:eyewear, eye wear, contact, contacts, contact lenses, contact lens, lost, missing, disappeared, search party, search parties, search, searcher, searchers, searching, looking, forest, forests, woods, wilderness, effort, glasses, eyeglasses, contact wearer, contact wearers, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists
"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, mountain, mountains, fresh air, camp, camping, camper, campers, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, backpacker, backpackers, backpacking, wilderness, the wilderness, pollution, tourist, tourists, city life, urban life, depressed, depressing, modern life, modern attitudes
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
Tags:summer people, summer person, vacationer, vacationers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday maker, holiday makers, squirrel, squirrels, long lost family, long-lost family, local myth, local mythology, abandoned baby, abandoned babies, wildman, wildmen, wild man, wild men, holiday home, orphan, orphans, wilderness, tourist, tourists, abandonment, abandoned
A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.
Tags:suggestion, suggestions, suggestion box, suggestion boxes, nature, wilderness, backpack, backpacks, backpacking, backpacker, backpackers, rucksack, rucsacks, comment, comments, complaint, complaints, complaining, national park, national parks, natural world, beauty, mother nature, manager, managers, management, ranger, rangers, forest ranger, forest rangers
"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"
Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College
"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
Themeless Park - 1 Mile
Tags:highway, highways, drive, drives, driving, theme park, theme parks, nature, natural world, road, roads, road trip, road trips, scenic, scenic area, scenic areas, beauty, wilderness, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, isolated, isolation, park, parks, national park, national parks, nature preserve, nature preserves, wild, wilds, family vacation, family vacations
"Face it - we're lost."
Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan
A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".
"I started in advertising, then I wandered in the desert for forty years. Now I'm a screenwriter."
Tags:screenwriter, screenwriters, screen-writer, screen-writers, screenwriting, screen-writing, wilderness, career change, career changes, career-change, career-changes, career, careers, writer, writers, advertising career, advertising careers, advertising job, advertising jobs, film industry, movie industry
"I remember when all this was completely undeveloped."
Tags:undeveloped, city planning, building, buildings, urban sprawl, suburban sprawl, urbanization, urbanisation, housing development, housing developments, countryside, country, wilderness, america, us, native american, native americans, aging, age, old age, growing old, when i was young, youth, age vs. youth, old vs. young, change, changes, social change, nostalgia, nostalgic
"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."
Tags:infrastructure, real estate, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, protestant work ethic, colonialism, colonial, colony, colonies, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, blank slate, blank slates, bottom line, bottom lines, explorer, explorers, exploration, exploring, real estate, unused land, wilderness, natural world, untouched, untouched beauty, beauty, beautiful
A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.