Audubon Guide To Neighbors
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"Looks like we're in for a cold winter."
"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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"All we know so far is that something seems to have disrupted their migratory pattern."
"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."
"I've been with a lot of gentle woodland creatures who turned out to be real sickies."
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
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"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."
"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
"Intimidating, isn't it?"
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"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"
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"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"
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"They keep asking for more ice for their drinks."
Chelsea of the Apes
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"Forgive - that much I can do, bu that's all."
"He must smell your elk."
At One With Nature
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