"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, and No.1 on the best-seller list."
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"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
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"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
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"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."
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"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."
Shakespeare in the Way
A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.
"Just say what you have to say, Harwell, and get out."
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Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
"Is he the really hot Montague?"
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The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet
2 Gentlemen from Verona
"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."
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"Get with it, love! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops."
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"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."
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When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
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"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."
Richard the Pramatist
"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"
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