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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
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"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."
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"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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"I'm leaving my ankles to science."
"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."
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"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"
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"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"
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"Miss Petrie dines here with Mister Burton every Wednesday evening as a condition of Mister Burton's will."
"You should find solace in the fact that he left behind such a large body of nuts."
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
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"This will surely be disappointing to many meek people. The legacy has been successfully contested, and it is now the arrogant who are to inherit the earth."
"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."
"They say we can go there for Thanksgiving or they can cut us out of the will. Our choice,"
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". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."