"So what do you think of it?"
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"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"
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"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"
"More Château de Costco?"
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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."
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"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
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"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
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"Excellent, but not fit for a king."
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
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"Our house wine is abominable."
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"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."
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"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."
"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
"I make it myself!"
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"Drinking is just part of what I do."
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"Our best-rated over 700 in both Math and Verbal."
"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."
"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."
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"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
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"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."