"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
Tags:heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists
"The wings are addictive."
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
"You there - shoo!"
Tags:pest, pests, barn, barns, bat, bats, infestation, infestations, infested, infesting, vermin, pest control, pest controls, wing, wings, costume, costumes, eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, eccentricities, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, superhero, superheroes, villain, villains, mastermind, masterminds
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
Tags:religious, religious imagery, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, feather, feathers, feathered, nature, natural, animal, animals, bird, birds, molt, molting, moult, moulting, seasons, spring, spring time, visual gag, literal, practicality, practicalities, logistics, logistical, practical implications
"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."
Tags:music lesson, music lessons, music teacher, music teachers, learning an instrument, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, violin player, violin players, musician, musicians, bee, bees, insect, insects, wing, wings, flapping wings, sight read, sight, reading, buzz, buzzing, buzzy bee, buzzy bees
"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, unattractive, unattractiveness, mating season, insect, insects, show off, showing off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, wings, butterfly wing, butterfly wings, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, in love, falling in love, ask out, asking out, pop the question, popping the question, proposal, marriage proposals
Angels flock to a bird-feeder.
"It's just a 'Clip-on' tie."
Tags:bird, birds, duck, ducks, tie, ties, clip on tie, clip on ties, clip-on tie, clip-on ties, tying ties, business wear, business suit, business suits, men's fashion, mens fashion, men's fashions, men's fashions, incompetent, incompetence, wing, wings, getting dressed, modern fashion, modern fashions, convenient, convenience
"The wings are fantastic, but the thong is a little uncomfortable."
"Oh, another thing, …. the wings are strictly decorative."
"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, transforming, changing, transformation, change, changes, wings, wing, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, growing older, getting older, over the hill, ageing, aging, middle age, middle aged
If Pigs Could Fly
"I died in Buffalo."
Planes copying air marshals.
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, airport, airports, copy, copying, dance, dancing, class, classes, fitness class, air marshal, air marshals, air marshaling, air-marshal, air-marshals, air-marshaling, wing, wings, dance, dancing, dance moves, danced, dances, silly, stretch, stretching, stretches
"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
"He's So Your Type."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, devilish, lucifer, lucifice, horned, the horned goat, goat, goat head, head of goat, head of a goat, wing, wings, black wings, black winged, goat man, type, bad boy, bad-boy, tough guy, pick up, pick-up, picking up, date, dating, modern, modern life, girls, friendzone, friend zone, friendzoned, friend zoned, good guy, nice guy, religious imagery, occult, occult imagery, woman, gal, girl's night
A caped superhero rescues Icarus
"We got winners!"
"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."
"You fool! Those boots were made for walking!"