"And make it look believanble."
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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Tags:word play, the king, king of rock and roll, draughts, checkers, rock and roll, win, winner, winning, hobby, hobbies, entertainment, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, game, games, board game, board games, singer, singers, rockstar, rockstars, rock star, rock stars, music, musician, musicians
"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"We beat the spread!"
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"I'll be the headlights, you be the deer."
"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
"Bush asked us not to gloat."
"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"
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"We've already projected a winner."
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