"And make it look believanble."
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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
Tags:rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, well-off, affluent, finances, money, the one percent, the 1%, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, gambling, gambler, gamblers, winning the lottery, winner, winners, lottery winner, lottery winners, winning, dream, dreams, social status, social class, upper class, no change, status quo
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."
"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."
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"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"We beat the spread!"
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"I'll be the headlights, you be the deer."
"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
"Bush asked us not to gloat."
"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"
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"We've already projected a winner."
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"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."
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"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
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"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
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