"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."
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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
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"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."
"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"
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King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"We beat the spread!"
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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"I'd like you to excel."
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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The Voice-Mail Box
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"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
"Bush asked us not to gloat."
"Would you say this is a must-win?"
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"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
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"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"
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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."
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"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."
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"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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