"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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"Don't bother waiting up tonight. I've got my wine-awareness group."
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"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
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The Stages of Wine
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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"
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"This is the wine talking."
Wine stewards without borders
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"Not too much, you know what your hose wine does to me."
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"I'm getting a lot of negativity in this one – is it French?"
"Who will carry on when I'm gone? All my kids are in recovery."