"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."
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"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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"I think I won!"
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"Just tell us who's winning."
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Winner of the Nobel prize for congeniality
"I didn't exactly win it."
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"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."
"So, who won here?"
"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
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