Sumo on Ice
"We need one of those at the E.U. border."
Tags:border, ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumping, european union, brexit, brexiteer, brexiteers, leave, leaves, leave campaign, leave campaigns, winter sport, winter sports, club, clubs, exclusive, exclusivity, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, immigration law, immigration laws, member status, member, members, member state, member states
"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral service, funeral services, burial service, burial services, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, pallbearer, pallbearers, sport, sports, winter sports, bobsled, bobsleds, bobsledder, bobsledders, bobsled team, bobsled teams, bobsledding, track, tracks, bob sled, bob sleds
"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"
Tags:snowboard, snowboards, save up, saves up, saving up, dad, dads, son, sons, goal, goals, snowboarder, snowboarders, campaign contribution, campaign contributions, campaign contributor, campaign contributors, gift, gifts, donation, donations, donate, donates, spin, spins, spinning, opportunity, opportunities, hobby, winter sport, winter sports
A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.
Tags:exercise machine, exercise machines, crosscountry, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, simulate, simulates, simulating, exercise equipment, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, snow, snows, winter sport, winter sports, simulation, simulations, workout, workouts, working out, treadmill, treadmills, gym, gyms, rowing machine, rowing machines, snow fall, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles
A ski jumper rethinks his decision.
Tags:ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumper, ski jumpers, ski, skies, skiing, skier, skiers, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, phobia, phobias, phobic, winter sport, winter sports, competition, competitions, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, afraid, frightened, scared, fearful, fear, fears, second thought, second thoughts
"Great fall, Josh!"
Tags:sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, encouraging, fall, falls, falling, positive, encouragement, praise, praising, winter sports, clumsy, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
Tags:yuppie, yuppies, wealthy, wealth, rich, rich people, rich person, rich woman, rich women, rich man, rich men, wealthy woman, wealthy women, wealthy men, wealthy man, ski, skiing, skier, skiers, mountain, mountains, winter, winter sport, winter sports, winter activity, winter activities, city folk, city people, urban
"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
Tags:dna, genetic, genetics, science, sciences, natural science, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientifically, biology, biological, human biology, genome, human, humans, mankind, ice skate, ice skates, ice skating, ice, on ice, skating, skate, skates, figure skating, figure skater, figure skaters, natural, naturally, organic, organics, helix, quadruple, triple, jump, toe loop, spiral, spin, twist, spin, sport, sports, winter sports, winter, professional sport
"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"
Tags:rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog, dogs, st. bernard, saint bernard, brandy, coffee, decaf, herbal tea, tea, teas, cran-apple, cranberry-apple, juice, juices, juice box, juice boxes, refreshment, refreshments, snack, snacks, option, options, choice, choices, decision, decisions, ski, skies, skiing, accident, accidents, winter sport, winter sports
"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
Tags:wowie zowie, wowie-zowie, accident, accidental, inconsiderate, sledding, sled, sledging, sledge, toboggan, toboggans, careless, snow, snowing, snowfall, winter, winter sports, winter activities, winter sport, winter activity, falling off, fallen off, play, playing, kid, kids, friends, friendship, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, fell off, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, mishap, mishaps, crash, crashes, crashing
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.
Tags:counterweight, counterweights, pulley, pulleys, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, fracture, fractures, fracturing, broken leg, broken legs, leg, legs, injury, injuries, injured, injuring, ski, skies, skiing, skier, skiers, winter sport, winter sports, culprit, culprits, irony, ironies, ironic, athlete, athletes, athletic, fall, falls, falling, downhill skier, downhill skiers
"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."
Tags:winter, winters, rain, rainy, summer, summer sports, sport, sports, ball sports, tennis, golf, player, golfer, croquet, smash, smashing, hit, hitting, smashed, inside, damages, damaging, season, seasons, wintry, winter sports, leisure, household, interior, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, weather, bad weather, hobbies
"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."
Tags:sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, instructor, instructors, teaching, lesson, lessons, winter sports, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, health, tobacco, nicotine, underage smoking, advice, advising
"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, root canal, root canals, pulling teeth, fun, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, taking a break, sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, winter, winter sport, winter sports, wintertime
The Sponsored Skier
Tags:skier, skiers, junk food, fast food, obesity, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, sports sponsor, sports sponsors, sport sponsor, sport sponsors, winter sport, winter sports, extreme sport, extreme sports, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, hypocrisy, athlete, athletes
From sea to skis.
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
Tags:ski, skier, skiers, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, skis, phone call, phone calls, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, quiet, be quiet, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, loud conversation, loud conversations, quiet trail, quiet trail, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, annoy, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ski holiday, skiing holiday, ski holidays, skiing holidays, ski vacation, skiing vacation, ski vacations, skiing vacations
Evolved to Ski.
"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"
Tags:ice skate, ice skates, ice skating, ice, on ice, skating, skate, skates, figure skating, figure skater, figure skaters, natural, triple-lutz, lutz, organic, organics, helix, quadruple, triple, jump, toe loop, spiral, spin, twist, spin, sport, sports, winter sports, winter, professional sport, coffee, coffee shope, callout, call-out, call out, callouts, call-outs, call outs, order up, iced, soy, soy latte
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous