"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
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The Village Snowidiot
"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."
"I put some beer on the hook."
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"What the hell did they fire you for?"
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"We could start a band."
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
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"We look better in winter."
"But does it ever get that cold?"
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Snowman facing firing squad.
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'The grill senses the impending winter."
"It's the middle of February!"
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Final Liquidation Sale
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"I try to keep the Christmas spirit by having credit-card debt all year long."
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The Shortest Day of the Year
Pop Top Ice FIshing
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"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"
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Snow Plow in a Snowglobe
Aliens and the cold pole
"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"
"I wish you could have thought up warmer disguises."
"I wish you could have thought up warmer disguises."